j. keith van wrap-up

everyday i learn three things. everyday i write them down.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

today i learned three things:
1. adult swim has some great robot chicken/star wars vids. robot chicken wars. can't believe lucas ok'd (and participated) in it

2. leave hot dog eating contests to professionals like kobayashi. 5 veggie dogs in about 3 minutes... headache for hours

3. buck 65 is so much fun. and after seeing him live (again), my companion proclaims that we shes why i like him so much... that he and i are similar: funny dances and awkward movements, uncomfortably comfortable around new people, tells ("bad") jokes, and carries glitter in his back pocket

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

in the past few days i learned three things:
1. sick sux! (sometimes i forget)

2. it costs how much to do an online survey?!?! ($13-26k)

3. even if you can't stay for the free the police concert reunion, you can still check out the tune up with the band on stage

Thursday, June 07, 2007

in the past few days i learned three things:
1. could i burn all my posessions and start again brand new? it would probably be the right thing to do

2. a missing photo that still hanged on the wall told me that ma is wacky. hours later my (not so) missing camera taught me that ,whatever it is, it runs in the family

3. as much as i'd like to see a no-no, curt schilling is not the guy i want to see throw it. especially against my team

Monday, June 04, 2007

today i learned three things:
1. i'll agree to a hot dog eating contest if veggie dogs are supplied at reasonable cost

2. some pants attract every splatter and stain. the pants i wore today happen to be of that variety

3. i'm really appreciating the funs styles of synthface

Sunday, June 03, 2007

this weekend i learned three things:
1. you can fuck on an air matress (i did not)

2. spider-man 3 isn't so bad (but it's not much of an action movie)

3. good-bye richmond (hello oakland)

Thursday, May 31, 2007

today i learned three things:
1. an hour of alarms to roll out of bed? i know i sleep solid, but *damn*

2. uma thurman may actually sometimes be attractive

3. jim "mudcat" grant is an amazing guy with quite a history and some hilarious, shocking stories. one of my best days around the game yet. a treat and an honor

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

over the long holiday weekend i learned three things:
1. yosemite is beautiful and fun semi-impromptu

2. it's apparently ok to take a few days off work

3. boy can i go to bed late