today i learned three things:
1. the bowl of candy was not 1313 as in "1313 mockingbird lane," the home of the munsters. i was way off

2. deciding not to open the door on halloween is a little jerky, but acceptable when the "kids" are 5'11", age 17 and dressed in after school clothes. nobody knocked anyway

3. i'm so tired i can't get to bed!

(some tired dude)

this weekend i learned three things:
1. i love my friends (i already knew this)

2. walnut creek has terrible djs, stick to sf

3. old simpsons episodes are lots of fun

today i learned three things:
1. wednesday will be a big day.

2. i love to run and my legs hate me for taking too long a hiatus.

3. burritos are delicious. (ok, this i already knew.)

today i learned three things:
1. apparently i "shared" a girlfriend in high school with a fella who came of the closet since then. have no idea who it could be.

2. a gubernatorial election deforests continents* due to stupid mailers (that i don't read).

3. present-day high school kids wear tinker bell and care bear backpacks? nerds.


* not an actual fact

today i learned three things:
1. now stressing awareness and care upon waking up. you can nearly break your arm before climbing out of bed!

2. interviews are sometimes commercials.

3. having a pumpkin patch in your living room isn't everything it's cracked up to be.

today i learned three things:
1. thick fog, a chilly morn and a worn out body make it difficult to climb out of bed on a monday.

2. sometimes i forget i used to draw. then i create a new comapny logo in a matter of minutes.

3. quick cardio and lifting weights make me feel a helluva lot better about everything.

this weekend i learned three things:
1. the location of glen ellen.

2. glen ellen is a beautiful, relaxing place.

3. eating five chicken-apple sausages in one day will slow. you. down.

today i learned three things:
1. de-boning a chicken wing at hooters is kinda whatever.

2. you can blow $7 on the claw-grab game and still not get the teddy bear or porn dvd inside.

3. anaconda is a really shitty movie.

today i learned three things:
1. sometimes i get lucky and guess correctly before a guy hits a home run.

2. other fellas don't care that i think the outfit color scheme of hooters is all wrong.

3. a dream of someone breaking into your home can be scary. i feel secure that the reaction in my dream was to be frightened... then grab a baseball bat.

today i learned three things:
1. chris carpenter pitches too many innings during the regular season. he never holds up in october.

2. chosen pussy + the bomarr monk make some hot, hilarious tunes. check the new c.p. single "goyim" by clicking their name.

3. i seldom go ga-ga for hollywood ladies, but i think i found my new favorite it girl. minka kelly of nbc's "friday night lights." very pleased to find out she's not the high school student she plays on television and is actually a 26-year-young beauty. such a doll!