today i learned three things:
1. start the day with a jog whether or not you can find a store that sells toothpaste

2. arizona "is a nice place to visit"... you know the rest

3. minor league stories about "devo"

this weekend i learned three things:
1. friday: i see everyone at cha-ya these days, this time gary tj and the mrs; david sedaris is hilarious live and has some awesome japan journal entires for his next book; tina's 30!

2. saturday: brady quinn is more likable than i thought, but i still believe he'll lack as a pro; i usually kick ass at pacman, but today not so much; damn i can't bowl... i'd rather be climbing at stinson.

3. sunday: the morning commute is about to get even worse for the next year; back to phoenix... delays, delays; dubs are mighty!

in the past two days i learned three things:
1. if you lose your driver's license and credit card you will also lose your mind

2. a room of 400 italian men eating sausage is fun once a year

3. singing and dancing to a live junior boys performance nestled with a loved one is fun-times-squared all night long

today i learned three things:
1. the 209 is stocken's area code... it says so on some chests

2. baseball players don't stretch enough!

3. trix cereal is crack for the bunny and a killer in the gut

today i learned three things:
1. don't get hot pork in your eye

2. don't get jalapeño in your eye

3. don't rub either into your eye

this weekend i learned three things:
1. "chuck" the rental agent is a total flake

2. clean out the closet, muddle up the living room

3. if you are required to work, the sun will shine

today i learned three things:
1. uniform print marketing? since when?

2. i don't know how to help so i listen

3. i guess we all fear that major overhaul

in the past four months i learned three things:
1. it's really difficult to stay focused on a blog

2. there's lots to learn

3. a truely rad girl can make your day, everyday