today i learned three things:
1. the knat: yes, you can send ten unrelated work topic emails to one person. yes, they probably hate you

2. the tri-fucta: third time i've injured my neck while drying my hair

3. mr. smarty-pants: i informed as many people as i could two months ago that i thought john locke's father would also be james ford's "sawyer" on "lost." jack-pot tonight