today i learned three things:
1. remember my phone when i go places

2. ceiling fans save lives

3. i met a man named "tom" who, at 62, has super strength. he wants to pass along his advice to professional athletes and i stood in his way. "you'll be hearing from me," he said. but the people that "stole his secret and gave it to barry bonds" haven't paid for their actions. all i gave him was "a very professional brush off." i simply wouldn't pull on his cane. but what if he's telling the truth? "did you want me to fight you," tom axed. "not if you're as strong as you say you are," i replied.