today i learned three things:
1. after thinking long and hard, the best invention of the past couple centuries is the telephone. or electricity. or maybe the railroads. the cotton gin. maybe airplanes. perhaps advancements is medicine. damn you history channel. i'm still thinking...

2. missing paperwork. vanished dvds. stores close early. oops that bill is almost overdue. bummed out. don't know why

3. new meanest man contest music is available. buy! buy! buy!